Saturday, July 02, 2005

Wear sunscreen

Ok so 2 in one day but I really love this song

Ladies and Gentleman...
Wear sunscreen,
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it.
The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proven by scientist's whereas the rest of my advise has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience....

I will dispense this advice now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth;
oh nevermind;
you will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded.
But trust me in 20 years you'll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked....

your not as fat as you imagine.

Don't worry about the future;
or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equasion by chewing bubblegum.
The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind;
the kind that blindside you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday.

Do one thing everyday that scares you.

Sing.

don't be reckless with other peoples hearts,
don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.

Floss.

Don't waste your time on jealousy;
sometimes your ahead, sometimes your behind....
the race is long and in the end,
it's only with yourself.

Remember the compliments you receive,
forget the insults;
if you succeed in doing this,
tell me how.

keep your old love letters,
throw away your old bank statements.

Stretch

Don't feel guilty if you don't know what to do with your life.....
the most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year olds I know still don't.

Get plenty of calcium.

be kind to your knees,
you'll miss them when they're gone.

Maybe you'll marry
maybe you won't,
maybe you'll have children
maybe you won't
maybe you'll divorce at 40,
maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary..
what ever you do, don't congratulate yourself to muck or berate yourself to muck either - your choices are half chance,
so are everyone else's.

Enjoy your body, use it every way you can....
don't be afraid of it,
or what other people think of it
it's the greatest instrument you'll ever own.

Dance...
even if you have nowhere to do it but your own living room.
Read the directions, even if you don't follow them.

do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.

Get to know your parents,
you never know when they'll be gone for good.

Be nice to your siblings;
they are the best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.

Understand that friends come and go,
but for the precious few you should hold on.
work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle because the older you get,
the more you need the people you knew when you were young.

Live in New York once,
but leave before it makes you hard.
Live in Northern California once,
but leave before it makes you soft.

Travel.

Accept certain inalienable truths,
prices will rise
politicians will philander,
you too will get old,
and when you do you'll fantasize that when you were young
prices were reasonable,
politicians were noble
and children respected their elders.

Respect your elders.

Don't expect anyone else to support you.
Maybe you have a trust fund,
maybe you have a wealthy spouse;
but you never know when either one will run out.

Don't mess to much with your hair, or by the time your 45 it will look 85.

Be Careful whose advise you buy,
but, be patient with those who supply it.
Advise is a form of nostalgia,
dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal
wiping it off,
painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than its worth.


But Trust me on the sunscreen.....

ummmmmmm........no

Ok so I am standing in line at a fast food chain that caters to people other than my white ass, popyes chicken, when I am bumped from behind by a lil girl, no prob. Unfortunitly I was bumped into a angst filled black teenaged girl. I say oops sorry but the lil one bumped me into you once again sorry ( I was raised with a lil something I like to call MANNERS that is NOT present in todays society) and she says and I Quote " that's ok YOUR people have been pushing around MY people for ages"

OK now I have a few problems with that statement!!!

1. Don't pull the race card with me I don't respond to it at all! I don't care and oops I don't care

2. MY people were here first and forced to leave OUR land and were forced into reserves for OUR protection. So MY people were beaten, raped, killed, mulitated, ect before yours ever came to North America.

that's right I am part Indian, I am whats called Metis ( pronounced with a French accent me-te)

My family and I are Very proud or our heritage, just don't pull that race bullshit on me


ok and my other issue deals with something related but on the other end of the spectrum.

ok so my Sister Danielle and I were discussing this topic because of her Best friends roommates ( long story) and he:
A. Wants to be American
b. Wants to be a neo-nazi

ok so here is my problem. In Hitler's time you had to be able to trace your lineage back 5 generations on both sides PURE GERMAN if not then sorry your dead. And this guy is Scottish!!!!! Now don't get me wrong there is some Celtic in my blood too so I don't have a problem with being Scottish but all it is, is an excuse to hate anyone that is not like you.

People there is enough problems in this world without you hating the person standing in front or behind of you in line. Get over it, Get over yourself, and live your life.